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There are a variety of ways to approach a test. These are not some of them.
There are a variety of ways to approach a test. These are not some of them.

So, you never expected a quiz, especially a pop quiz, but here you are anyway. You need to get 75% correct to pass. Unfortunately for you, most of the questions are so difficult that you will likely fail, thus bringing back your worst memories of high school.

1) Outside of New York, where are most members of our class living?
Florida
California
North Carolina
Nobody has ever bothered to find out
2) When Boynton Junior High filled up, students went to the Annex. Where was the Annex located?
East Hill
West Hill
South Hill
In a palatial mansion on the shores of the lake

3) When we were growing up, there weren't any terrorists, but if there were, the most dangerous weapon a terrorist could have while walking around downtown Ithaca would be:
A hand grenade
A chainsaw
A lighted match
A copy of the Ithaca Journal
4) The name of the train that came through Ithaca was:
The New York Central
The Lehigh Valley
The Norfolk & Western
There was a train that came through Ithaca?

5) Cass Park was named for:
Leon Cass, a neighbor of a member of our class
Mama Cass, the dinner guest who wouldn't leave
Charlie Casserole, a chef of some repute
Ho Cass Park, leader of an Asian country
6) The best place to have lunch when we were in high school was:
In the cafeteria
In the courtyard
At Stewart Park
Up in the graveyard

7) The record of the varsity football team in our senior year was:
4 - 3
2 - 8
3 - 5
9 - 0
8) The record of the varsity basketball team in our senior year was:
14 - 7
20 - 1
6 - 15
We had a basketball team?

9) The Rifle Team had 10 members in it. How many became cereal killers?
Four
Can't you even spell "serial" correctly?
I'm not allowed to say
What kind of dumbass question is that anyway?
10) The manager of the Varsity Baseball team was:
Casey Stengel
Tom McCarthy
Gary Iloff
They didn't have a manager.

11) How many students were there in our Senior Class?
394
404
414
424
12) What was the name of the school newspaper?
The Little Red Paper
The Tattler
The IHS Journal
We had a school newspaper?

13) What is the correct name of the large body of water near Ithaca?
Lake Cayuga
Cayuga Lake
Q-ga Lake
Beebe Lake
14) Ithaca originally was:
A cow town
A crossroads in the middle of nowhere
A naval outpost on the frontier
The western capital of New York

15) We know that Ithaca is at the south end of Cayuga Lake, but what's at the north end?
Swampy area
The Erie Canal
A small town with docks for boats
There is no north end to the lake
16) When we were growing up, which elementary school was the best one?
Fall Creek
Belle Sherman
East Hill
Another school nobody's ever heard of

17) Ithaca is:
The 10th cloudiest city in the U.S.
Named after a Greek island
Much prettier than any city west of the Appalachian Mountains except for some cities in California and maybe Alaska. Oh, yeah, and Hawaii. And Oregon. And some cities in Montana and New Mexico, too.
All of the above
18) When referring to our School Principal, the following phrase comes to mind:
I like Ike
All the way with Adlai
Frank, my dear, I don't give a damn
Ignorance is Bliss

19) In our senior year, who was Miss IHS?
Gypsy Rose Lee
Blaze Starr
Mae West
Hermie West
20) If the population of Ithaca grows by 500% in the next 10 years, what will happen?
Someone will be forced to built a nice, inexpensive hotel/motel
People will move to the suburbs because it will be too crowded in the city
WallMart will build another box
Nobody will even notice

21) What was the school mascot when we were in high school?
Slimeball the Snake
Pepper the Skunk
Bunky the Bear
Wally the Weasel
22) How many penguins can a polar bear eat in one day?
Two
Eight
Sixteen
This question doesn't make any sense.